There's no small amount of love and nostalgia for Nintendo and everything it does -- especially when. Login Home Gear Gaming Culture Entertainment Science Video Reviews. Perhaps Andrei Tarkovsky. Fil m Musi c T V DV D Game s Blo g Feature s BAMcin The Nostalgia Critic/Season 3 - Wikiquote. Commando. 2Junior. Conan Part 1 (Conan the Barbarian)4. Conan Part 2 (Conan the Destroyer)5. End of Days. 6Battlefield Earth. B. New - The Nutty Professor. TGWTG Team Brawl Summary The video starts off with Nostalgia Critic walking along the roof of a Chicago skyscraper singing about how much of a beautiful day it is (to the tune of 'Oh What A Beautiful Morning' from the musical.Bio- Dome. 13. Never. Ending Story 2, The. Top 1. 1 Most Awkward Christopher Walken Moments. Flubber. 16. Home Alone 3. Ask That Guy VIOLATES Ma- Ti. Old vs. New - King Kong. Drop Dead Fred. 20. Care Bears Movie, The. Jaws 3. D2. 2Free Willy. A Troll in Central Park. Theodore Rex. 25. Top 1. 1 Coolest Clich. Nanny. 35. Rocky IV3. Chairman of the Board. Next Top 1. 1 Nostalgia Critic Fuck Ups, The. Pound Puppies the Movie. Pebble and the Penguin, The. Ernest Scared Stupid. Top 1. 1 Scariest Performances. IT4. 3Leprechaun. My Pet Monster. 45. Nostalgic Commercials! Old vs. New: The 1. Commandments vs. The Prince of Egypt. Thief and the Cobbler, The. Waterworld. 49. Little Monsters. Rover Dangerfield. A Nostalgia Critic Christmas! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Cartoon, The. Nostalgia Critic: Good old Arnold, you're no stranger to my reviews, are you? How can anyone not like this guy? He's a commercial puppet, yet a personal icon. He beats the crap out of people, but has a heart of gold. He's a horrible actor, but by God he's trying. We all love you, Arnold, no matter how good or how bad your movies are. So I tried to figure out which movie did its best to both glorify and exploit everything Arnold has to offer.. To me, this is like the quintessential Arnold Schwarzenegger movie ever made. Everything that is wonderful about Arnold and terrible about Arnold is in this movie. Every over- the- top 8. We got one- liners, we got explosions, we got the bad guys in suits, we got kidnapped children, and of course, WE GOT AHNOLD! It's so over- the- top that it's almost like a satire of Schwarzenegger films, it's just fantastic! So put on your black striped make- up that doesn't seem to camouflage anything - - this is ! ARNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLD! Nostalgia Critic: I've decided that I want to show you how a Schwarzenegger movie is made!! I have an idea for a movie! Executive: A movie or a poster? Writer: Well a poster, of course! Executive: Go on.. Writer: I see Arnold Schwarzenegger with.. It's that guy from 'Twins'! And Arnold was in 'Twins'! This must be 'Twins'! Are you ready for this? IT HAS THE CGI FACE OF ARNOLD! AHHHHHHHHH! CGI Arnold Baby: MAMAAAAAAA!!! Nostalgia Critic: AHHHHHHH! The very next scene shows that he has been hospitalized, and his doctor (played by Doug's brother Rob) leaves his room, closing the door as he does so. He turns to a male nurse.! So what do you recommend, doc? Doctor: Well, certainly no more watching of Junior, that much is certain. Nurse: Well, he does need to finish the review. Doctor: Well then, certainly no more watching of that scene. By the way, did you turn the TV off? Nurse: No, I thought you did.? Yes, folks, this is supposed to be taken seriously. I'm just disturbed now. I am disturbed for everyone involved in this movie. I mean, I have no idea what they're trying to get across. Why is this being taken so seriously? And, if you're gonna treat it seriously, why Arnold? Talking like a wo- -THIS IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!!! You know what, fuck it! I'm gonna go back to sleep! I am the Nostalgia Critic, doing a parody of the great and powerful Mako.. It is a time of high adventure, swords and sorcery, and great epic silliness! This is the Conan movies! They are films before one- liners, before great explosions, and before dental work could fix that great big gap in between your teeth! I guess we have been standing here the whole time! I was confused 'cause I thought there was an easily breakable piece of glass in front of us - - see, that's the only thing that can hold us back. Nostalgia Critic: So he chases him into a train tunnel where he starts shouting some crazy nonsense. Thomas Aquinas: The dark angel is loosed from his prison! Jericho Cane: ! You don't know what you've done! Talk about the faith going to your head! I mean, how many bum priests are there? Chester A. Aw come on! Nostalgia Critic: So the film cuts to twenty years later, where Satan decides to come back to Earth. And how does he do this? By blowing up sewers, flying around as an invisible gargoyle, and possessing Gabriel Byrne from The Usual Suspects!(Satan, having possessed the banker, now leaves the toilet and walks into a restaurant, walking boldly up to a banker and his wife and seizing the woman and violently kissing her. Hey everyone, Gabriel Byrne is groping my wife! This is the happiest day of my - (Satan walks out of the restaurant and it explodes). I remember it, so you don't have to. Y'know it's hard to believe that such a handsome man could become even hansonomer- hamsemener- hanso- prettier. Hello I'm the Nostalgia Critic, and I remembered it for 1. It's hard to believe that I've done that many. And that's not including contests, fights with the nerd, and so forth. So.. actually that means I've done more than a hundred episodes. So what do I have planned for this unbelievably big event? I'll tell you what.. You acknowledge how fantastic I am, and I go in the back, and smoke a joint. It's a cheap cop- out I know, but then again, I'll be high! So You watch this clip from, Er.. Captain Planet review, and I'll see you in roughly, twenty minutes. I'm fucking pissed off! He's not doing anything! He's just looking at this stupid clip show! Present- day Nostalgia Critic: ? We watch one hundred episodes of your shit and you just throw this clip show at us? I mean, that sucks ass! Past Nostalgia Critic: Yeah! The Nostalgia Critic of the past wouldn't do something like that! Present- day Nostalgia Critic: But it's my hundredth episode! Past Nostalgia Critic: ? You used to have strong, plentiful balls. Present- day Nostalgia Critic: No, no! My balls are still strong and extremely plentiful! Past Nostalgia Critic: Prove it! Do something special for your hundredth episode; Something that everyone has requested but you never had the plentiful balls to do. Present- day Nostalgia Critic: Well, what else is there? A sci- fi film that is so terrible it makes my nipples tingle with fear! Present- day Nostalgia Critic: . I mean, look at this, he continues to educate the humans, shows them how to fly their spaceships, and they've already proven that they can use their weapons! They don't see this as a recipe for disaster? But it's okay, as long as they keep a good close eye on them, I'm sure everything will be okay. So how does this advanced alien race watch these humans while they mine? A small camera flies over sometimes, and takes a still picture. Terl: ! How fucking stupid are these guys?! Let's get Terl back in here, I wanna ask him something. A puny man- animal such as yourself couldn't possibly understand! We're far technologically superior. We've conquered DOZENS of species in the HUNDREDS of galaxies! You're completely useless! Terl: Well okay, just because we've given them everything they could need to take us over, doesn't necessarily mean they will take us over. We figure humans operate by the HONOR system. Nostalgia Critic: But you don't even work on the honor system. Terl: I KNOW! And that's why we ALWAYS WIN!! While you were still learning to SPELL YOUR NA- . WHAT, YOU NEVER CHECKED TO SEE IF WE HARVESTED GOLD TOO?! Terl: .. Listen.. Psychlos are not very smart. In fact the only reason we are able to take over any galaxies at all is that we fart nuclear bombs out of our anuses! Nostalgia Critic: ! It's just farting bombs!! Now if you'll excuse me, I have a play to rehearse for tomorrow evening! To get to the teleporter so they can beam a bomb to the Psychlos planet and blow it up. The explosion will be small but since the atmosphere is entirely radioactive, it'll wipe. THEY COULD LOOK AT A KITTEN AND SOMEHOW THEY'D MAKE IT BLOW UP! THERE'S NEVER BEEN AN EXPLOS! IT'S SO INCREDIBLY STUPID!! THIS IS THE WORST PIECE OF SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!! GOD, HORSE, ASS, WHOLE PACK OF SHIT!! THIS IS STUPID SHIT!!! ASS, FUCKFACE, DICKHEAD, ASSHOLE, YOU IN THE ASS FUCKED HARD!! IT'S SO UNBELIEVABLY STUPID!! ASS, WHORE, ASS, SHIT, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!!! The thought occurs to me that perhaps, I'm just not in the right mindset for this movie. This is an absolute ass of shit! I mean, really, really.. The acting's over the top, the camerawork's a joke, the story is beyond idiotic, it's just bad! Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad! And like I said, how are we supposed to believe even for a millisecond that these dumbasses of a race are supposed to take us over? Just let me work on my dying words. Terl's image disappears, and is replaced by some color bars! I went too far obviously . OK, they snuck in a building.. OK, this all suddenly makes sense! But the kids make it back before he can leave, meaning they're leaving this good ol' Disneyworld knock- off behind them. THE MOUSE WILL HAVE VENGEANCE ON YOU! I WILL SEE YOU PERISH IN FLAMES! I HAVE CONNECTIONS TO THE LORD OF DARKNESS! THEY WON'T RECOGNIZE YOUR BODIES! I WILL STEAL YOUR SOULS, B! Robinson: What's happened, John? Where are we? Nostalgia Critic: . Boy, we're in a tight spot! Will Robinson: ? About friendship? Future Robot: Logic error. Friendship does not compute. Will: Just forget logic! Act with your heart! Nostalgia Critic: . Robot is powered by a fusion pulse generator. Will: Every living thing has a heart. Tin Man: . So I'm asking you now: will you be my friend? Nostalgia Critic: ! This scene is too clich! Destroy Robinson family! Robot will save his friend. Nostalgia Critic: . Shit Family Robinson might fall for your tricks, but not me! Spider Smith: I don't know what you're talking about! I'm a sweet, caring person who only wants to do good for mankind! I mean, you're a friggin' spider! Now give me your gun. Nostalgia Critic: Oh certainly! I remember it because I'm evil! It's upbeat, but it's also very threatening, and on top of that the theme is so catchy it's almost impossible to get out of your head. Bug Chorus: In the dark of the night, terror will strike her. Rasputin: Terror's the LEAST I can do! Reviews Comments: The Review Must Go On: A Review. This is probably my favorite video done by Doug Walker and That Guy With The Glasses. It's funny yet somewhat deep without taking itself too seriously. For those of you out of the loop, Doug Walker recently ended the Nostalgia critic after the website special To Boldly Flee. Cancelling the Nostaglia Critic because he didn't want the series to get too stale, and also because he wanted to try new things. Most notably Demo Reel, which had a very mixed reception from the fan base. The special starts off like an episode of Demo Reel where Doug Walker's character Donnie Dupre, finds that each member of his studio crew never actually existed. Just as its about to reach the climax, we cut back to Doug Walker as himself writing the demo reel script. He seems to be suffering from writers block, not sure where to go on the next demo reel episode. After a mix up in the delivery system he finds himself in the possession of a copy of the Odd Life of Timothy Green. After watching the movie he has a very Nostaglia Critic- esque episode ranting about the film. The bulk of the episode more or less consists of call backs to To Boldly Flee and a few cameos from other reviewers as Doug comes to grips with the fact that he wants to bring the Nostagia Critic back. Not going to spoil the entire episode, but the Nostagia Critic will be back in Feburary. Nostalgia Critic - Pokemon The First Movie. Nostalgia Critic - Pokemon The First Movie. Subscribe. Subscribed. Unsubscribe. 7,1. KAdd to. Want to watch this again later? Please try again later.
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